FER - Funny emails received

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The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and saystxThe new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says
OK old timer, time for you to retire

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifullytxAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bustxA lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus
she noticed the man opposite her was smiling...

Maldhoom went to the parish priest and askedtxMaldhoom went to the parish priest and asked
my dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass...

I am not selling sex !txI am not selling sex !
I am selling condoms...

 txAn elderly lady, at the dentist
was looking very nervous

A sailor walks into a bartxA sailor walks into a bar
Displayed on a wall panel...

 txDear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you...

 txPsychology and law...
A guy asked a girl in a library...

 txThere's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will...

 txAn elderly man walks into a confessional
I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years...

 txJim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital
One day while they were walking past the swimming pool...

 txJack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob
They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north...

 txA religious young woman who went to confession
Forgive me Father...

 txA married Irishman went into the confessional
I almost had an affair with another woman

 txSleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo
were all talking one day...

 txA man with a gun goes into a bank...
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer...

 txA new teacher...
She started her class by saying...

 txClinton and the Pope die on the same day
and due to some administrative foul up...

 txJohn went to his friend's house unannounced
and he wanted to spend the night...

 txAn elderly man in Florida
had a large pond fixed up nicely: Picnic tables...

 txSick leave
I urgently needed a few days off work...

 txConversation with your fellow passenger
A stranger was seated next to a little girl...

 txAn old man walked into a jeweler's shop
with a drop-dead gorgeous young blonde on his arm

 txSpeeding old Lady
gets pulled over for speeding...

 txFace Off with God
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle died and went to heaven...

 txMeatless Fridays
John was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood...

 txWalking Eagle
President Bush was given the Indian name...


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