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Are you lost ?psAre you lost ?
Check the map

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and saystxThe new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says
OK old timer, time for you to retire

The robber and the office clerkvdThe robber and the office clerk
The parking queens

World map on four legspsWorld map on four legs
Where is the north

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifullytxAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch

Traumatic jobvdTraumatic job
In life and at work, nothing is simple or easy

Cycling in the rain with a crash helmet or an umbrellapmCycling in the rain with a crash helmet or an umbrella
that's the question

Why ET has a long neck ?psWhy ET has a long neck ?
After a in depth scientific study the secret is revealed

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bustxA lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus
she noticed the man opposite her was smiling...

George W. Bush answering a question about IranvdGeorge W. Bush answering a question about Iran
Press conference at the White House with George W. Bush

Best buggy for all wheaterpsBest buggy for all wheater
confortable and practical at any times

Maldhoom went to the parish priest and askedtxMaldhoom went to the parish priest and asked
my dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass...

Parking technicvdParking technic
easy and simple

Death roadpmDeath road
for faint hearted

General Bill GatepsGeneral Bill Gate
and the Microsoft army

Oversized penispsOversized penis
very, very big and hairy

I am not selling sex !txI am not selling sex !
I am selling condoms...

Shortcut, parking or escalatorpsShortcut, parking or escalator
Your choice...

 txAn elderly lady, at the dentist
was looking very nervous

Dangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (A)pmDangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (A)
Don't Try This at Home.. or else where !

After a jog, muscle relaxationvdAfter a jog, muscle relaxation
Need help ?

The best job at the circuspsThe best job at the circus
but you have to be strong !

A sailor walks into a bartxA sailor walks into a bar
Displayed on a wall panel...

An elephantpsAn elephant
after an very urgent big job

Old advertisementspmOld advertisements
politically "correct"

Erotic viewvdErotic view
The dream

 txDear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you...

 txPsychology and law...
A guy asked a girl in a library...

 txThere's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will...

 txAn elderly man walks into a confessional
I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years...

 txJim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital
One day while they were walking past the swimming pool...

How the start could have endedvdHow the start could have ended
... rather quickly

Water skiing american stylepsWater skiing american style
Extreme sport

 txJack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob
They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north...

Can I help you MadamevdCan I help you Madame
Thank you, very kind of you

Water skiing vietnam stylepsWater skiing vietnam style
Extreme sport

 txA religious young woman who went to confession
Forgive me Father...

Cycling is a water sportvdCycling is a water sport
Put on your lifejacket

Swiss army knifepsSwiss army knife
Russian army knife

 txA married Irishman went into the confessional
I almost had an affair with another woman

Who is driving ?vdWho is driving ?
Fasten your seatbelt

Dangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (B)pmDangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (B)
Don't Try This at Home.. or else where !

Learning to DrivevdLearning to Drive
After the theory, let's go on the road

Golf CoursepsGolf Course
The 19th hole

For golf addictspsFor golf addicts
never lose an opportunity

 txSleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo
were all talking one day...

 txA man with a gun goes into a bank...
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer...

Christmas for Three Little PigsvdChristmas for Three Little Pigs
Will do better next year

Toilets for invalid in wheelchairpsToilets for invalid in wheelchair
follow the arrow

Oh dear, if you are gonna pad your brapsOh dear, if you are gonna pad your bra
with kleenex, take them out of the box first !

Fart manvdFart man
A real professionnel !

 txA new teacher...
She started her class by saying...

Create a new passwordpsCreate a new password
Sorry your password is...

Sorry our computers are downpsSorry our computers are down
we have to do it manually

Boo boo scares mevdBoo boo scares me
With pleasure !

Cats are catsvdCats are cats
But not always

 txClinton and the Pope die on the same day
and due to some administrative foul up...

Attention dangerous pathpsAttention dangerous path
for wheelchair users...

Silence - HospitalpsSilence - Hospital
Please don't make noise

 txJohn went to his friend's house unannounced
and he wanted to spend the night...

 txAn elderly man in Florida
had a large pond fixed up nicely: Picnic tables...

Your wish Master SnakepmYour wish Master Snake
A kind and professional Genie

Stay in shape, while working at the officevdStay in shape, while working at the office
Healthy body makes you more productive ... your boss knows it well !

Don't tickle the bullvdDon't tickle the bull
Hehe, wanna play with me

 txSick leave
I urgently needed a few days off work...

 txConversation with your fellow passenger
A stranger was seated next to a little girl...

Caution, beware...psCaution, beware...
You won't believe it !

How long, or short...psHow long, or short...
is your big John

Do you need a ladder ?psDo you need a ladder ?
Yes, not one but twelve

Sexy undiespmSexy undies
Nice collection

Please, Please give me a bitvdPlease, Please give me a bit
Haha, What do you think !

Need a band aid ?vdNeed a band aid ?
Never leave home without them

 txAn old man walked into a jeweler's shop
with a drop-dead gorgeous young blonde on his arm

Please after you, my pleasurevdPlease after you, my pleasure
Very kind of you

Your are fired Jack,psYour are fired Jack,
you tested positive...

We don't have any oil ?psWe don't have any oil ?
Do we ?

Dangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (C)pmDangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (C)
Don't Try This at Home.. or else where !

 txSpeeding old Lady
gets pulled over for speeding...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 fire !vd5, 4, 3, 2, 1 fire !
Haha, What do you think !

Lavatory - Instruction manualpsLavatory - Instruction manual
What is forbidden

Extreme sportpsExtreme sport
Not for faint hearted

Smoking may put your life in dangervdSmoking may put your life in danger
Be aware and remember that you have been warned

 txFace Off with God
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle died and went to heaven...

Honey please, just calm down.psHoney please, just calm down.
Let me explain...

The Human evolutionpsThe Human evolution
Something went wrong

Dangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (D)pmDangerous jobs, hazardous occupations (D)
Don't Try This at Home.. or else where !

 txMeatless Fridays
John was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood...

We are stronger than youvdWe are stronger than you
Rugby, preliminary ritual before the game

George W. Bush and Tony Blair mettingvdGeorge W. Bush and Tony Blair metting
Press conference at the White House with George W. Bush and Tony Blair

 txWalking Eagle
President Bush was given the Indian name...

I said sit, you IdiotpsI said sit, you Idiot
dog training went wrong


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