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A religious young woman who went to confession
Forgive me Father...

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

The priest said:
Confess your sins and be forgiven.

The young woman said:
Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.

The priest thought long and hard and then said:
Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.

The young woman asked:
Will this cleanse me of my sins?
The priest said:
No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.