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An elderly man walks into a confessional
I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years...


An elderly man walks into a confessional.

Man:
I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest:
Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest:
What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I'm Jewish.

Priest:
Why are you telling me all this?

Man:
I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!



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