An elderly man walks into a confessional.
I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.
Are you sorry for your sins?
Man: What sins?
What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man: I'm Jewish.
Why are you telling me all this?
I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!