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A married Irishman went into the confessional
I almost had an affair with another woman


A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest:
I almost had an affair with another woman.

The priest said:
What do you mean, almost?

The Irishman said:
Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped...

The priest said:
Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying:
I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!

The Irishman replied:
Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!



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