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Conversation with your fellow passenger
A stranger was seated next to a little girl...


Conversation with your fellow passenger

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
"What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you aquestion first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. What do you suppose is that?"

The stranger thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel we should talk about nuclear power when you don't know shit ?"



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